Tag: funny
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April 25, 2008 09:03 AM EDT --
Drunk Duct Taped to his Seat
Duct tape has many uses as you'll know from jokes that have been hammered into the ground on a certain show set in a hunting lodge and based on the premise that . . .
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April 30, 2008 09:38 AM EDT --
Bear Stern: Ursa Major Mauls Mashed Mom and Have a Shark Sandwich on Us: The Shark Guys Mark 100 Blog Entries!
When a tiger nearly made an "uno" out of the duo Siegfried & Roy, . . .
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May 14, 2008 10:40 AM EDT --
Getting Pie-Eyed on Pizza Flavored Beer and Other Strange Brews
Recently we covered booze-flavored toothpaste , just the thing for those looking to spruce up in the morning by brushing their . . .
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June 27, 2008 08:20 AM EDT --
Crocodile Tears in your Beer: Aussie barflies get visit from baby croc
Those of us who grew up watching professional wrestling had, at one point or another, to come to terms with the fact that . . .
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May 12, 2008 10:09 AM EDT --
Soon to be Dancing Behind Bars: Drunk Dancer Does a Backflip onto a Police Car
For those of us who are not secretly pining to shimmy beneath the bright lights of Broadway, dancing in public is . . .
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February 28, 2008 10:42 PM EST --
The Top 10 Coolest Bartenders of All Time (Part 2)
As we noted in Part One of the Top 10 Coolest Bartenders of All Time , bartenders in films and TV, if they're given any face time at all, . . .
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April 18, 2008 09:26 AM EDT --
Punch Drunk in Aisle One: Barfly Picks Fight with Boxing Coach at Shop
In boxing parlance, a "tomato can" is a hand-picked schlub brought in to go a few rounds with the . . .
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April 28, 2008 11:34 AM EDT --
'Pub Angels' to Bring Florence Drunks Back to Earth
Cross-cultural exchanges programs allow students to gain a deeper appreciation of other cultures, to step outside the bounds of the . . .
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July 30, 2008 07:29 AM EDT --
You Can't Beat a Dead Horse, Alaska: The Top 20 Most Unpleasant City Names in North America At the risk of never being given the keys to the city of Crapo Maryland, where you might not to want . . .
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April 23, 2008 10:06 AM EDT --
Toothpaste for Boozehounds: Get your choppers your whitest, with wine, whiskey flavors
For the average boozehound, dredging themselves out of bed and scraping a toothbrush across their hairy . . .
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July 04, 2008 09:52 AM EDT --
Happy 4th of July! The Shark Guys Guide
We are both Canadian, as those who are close to us and those who update our driver's licenses every 10 years know (these two groups are, for now, mutually . . .
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July 16, 2008 09:24 AM EDT --
Sleeping it off in Seattle: Drunk Attacks Cafe Manager with Fireworks and Headbutt
Having not ever set foot in the place, we've familiarized ourselves with Seattle through Conan O'Brien, . . .
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May 21, 2008 09:51 AM EDT --
French Happy Hour not so 'appy after all
As we've pointed out a few times here, we're Canadian and many Canadians take great pains to explain to bored foreigners who could not give two . . .
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June 09, 2008 09:13 AM EDT --
Welsh Criminals Asked: 'Court or a Pub Ban?' Answer: 'Good morning your honor!'
Booze and really sloppy crime seem to go hand-in-hand. We've documented this heavily in "The . . .
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July 18, 2008 08:37 AM EDT --
For those whose "Sunday Best" refers to what's worn at the Piggly Wiggly cashing in those cheesy nacho Hamburger Helper coupons, here are a few beer-themed sartorial suggestions you can run . . .
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May 19, 2008 07:33 PM EDT --
Get 'Em When They're Young: Brewery draws fire for billboard outside primary school
One of the more ghoulish sounding objectives in marketing is the drive to create cradle-to-the-grave . . .
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May 02, 2008 10:06 AM EDT --
Hopping MADD at Grand Theft Auto
Gaming has suddenly vaulted into the world's third most popular solitary pursuit, second only to the more cost-effective, not to mention better bang for for . . .
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July 28, 2008 08:53 AM EDT --
Continuing our series on drunken shotgun violence (see Friday’s entry on a moose being sent to that hunting lodge wall in the sky [though the moose was the drunk party in that one]), we would be remiss . . .
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May 09, 2008 10:21 AM EDT --
UK Study Says One in Three Hungover at Work (Other Two Still Drunk)
Before the manufacturing base took a hit, it was not uncommon for Johnny Lunchbox to take a hit of his own from time to . . .
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August 22, 2008 09:07 AM EDT --
Shark-Bite Movie Review: Balls of Fury -- Paddle Power
For those of us who grew up in the West, ping-pong occupies a place somewhere below darts and above foosball and seems fit mostly for suburban . . .
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