Tag: humor
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December 23, 2009 09:49 AM EST --
1. May you look the worst you’ll ever look on the day they find you dead, because by then it won’t matter any more.
2. May the odorless gases emanating from your fireplace set off . . .
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June 11, 2008 01:41 PM EDT --
As a captive audience for PS I Love You recently, and not the kind of captive audience that could at least interrupt the middling fare by shanking the warden, it seems there are certain actors . . .
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June 17, 2008 06:28 PM EDT --
Holy Christ in the Cornflakes! The Top 10 Oddball Jesus Sightings
Unless you're mixing your booze with a cupful of the communal Kool-Aid at a Ken Kesey -themed 60s night, it's unlikely . . .
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September 08, 2008 12:21 PM EDT --
Stuff White People Like: The Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions
Christian Lander
Random House
Hipster Navel Gazing through a tattered Vintage T.
(This article . . .
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July 11, 2008 02:11 PM EDT --
Do I Need a Literary Agent? Two Words: Hell Yeah.
The definitive way to separate oneself from being 'a waiter who writes on the side' to 'a published writer' is to land an agent . . .
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January 14, 2009 10:25 AM EST --
Grech does our nation proud
As far as we can tell, which, in terms of distance is about from here to the computer screen, Canada has failed to capture gold at any Olympic games it’s hosted. . . .
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April 25, 2008 09:03 AM EDT --
Drunk Duct Taped to his Seat
Duct tape has many uses as you'll know from jokes that have been hammered into the ground on a certain show set in a hunting lodge and based on the premise that . . .
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June 16, 2008 10:44 AM EDT --
Beer Acronyms: What PBR REALLY Stands for: "Pretty bad refreshment"
What kind of beer do you like to drink, neighbor?
Heineken.
Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon! . . .
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June 18, 2008 09:07 AM EDT --
Coffee & Health: This week, it's good for you
This next topic is one with which we're intimately familiar, having written each and every post you've seen here under its influence: . . .
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July 30, 2008 07:29 AM EDT --
You Can't Beat a Dead Horse, Alaska: The Top 20 Most Unpleasant City Names in North America At the risk of never being given the keys to the city of Crapo Maryland, where you might not to want . . .
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October 10, 2008 08:20 PM EDT --
As we noted in Part I of The Top 10 Least Appetizing Cookbooks Money Can Buy , nobody it seems, has the time to cook anymore. Yet somehow, cooking shows have seen a surge in popularity and have spread . . .
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December 11, 2009 08:26 PM EST --
As anyone who was born poor will tell you, it would have been a hell of a lot better to have been born rich. Some poor bastard showing up in an industrial parking lot wearing a shabby coat and dirty . . .
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April 23, 2008 10:06 AM EDT --
Toothpaste for Boozehounds: Get your choppers your whitest, with wine, whiskey flavors
For the average boozehound, dredging themselves out of bed and scraping a toothbrush across their hairy . . .
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August 20, 2008 09:00 AM EDT --
Tossed Beer Can KOs Loud-Dressing Country Star Pat Green
From where we sit, Nascar seems like it’s all about drinking beer while screaming your head off, while agreeing during more somber moments . . .
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February 28, 2008 10:42 PM EST --
The Top 10 Coolest Bartenders of All Time (Part 2)
As we noted in Part One of the Top 10 Coolest Bartenders of All Time , bartenders in films and TV, if they're given any face time at all, . . .
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June 27, 2008 08:20 AM EDT --
Crocodile Tears in your Beer: Aussie barflies get visit from baby croc
Those of us who grew up watching professional wrestling had, at one point or another, to come to terms with the fact that . . .
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October 08, 2008 02:03 PM EDT --
The art of actually preparing a meal has become a thing of the past. Who among us (who is not collecting on a bogus personal injury claim) has the time to seek out the various ingredients needed to . . .
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February 25, 2009 12:25 PM EST --
It used to be that having a pet chimpanzee was a sign of enviable wealth. A golden retriever was okay if you were middle-class and owned a gazebo, but for those who wanted something better in the 1980s, . . .
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July 04, 2008 09:52 AM EDT --
Happy 4th of July! The Shark Guys Guide
We are both Canadian, as those who are close to us and those who update our driver's licenses every 10 years know (these two groups are, for now, mutually . . .
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June 17, 2008 01:49 PM EDT --
Eyes Well Damned: George MacDonald Fraser (1925-2008)
One of the reasons that Chris and I decided that writing a book together might not be such a bad idea and why the experience was, well, a . . .
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