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June 11, 2008 01:41 PM EDT --
As a captive audience for PS I Love You recently, and not the kind of captive audience that could at least interrupt the middling fare by shanking the warden, it seems there are certain actors . . .
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June 16, 2008 10:44 AM EDT --
Beer Acronyms: What PBR REALLY Stands for: "Pretty bad refreshment"
What kind of beer do you like to drink, neighbor?
Heineken.
Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon! . . .
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June 17, 2008 02:23 PM EDT --
Top 10 'Bar' Songs of All Time! (Part I)
Some songs have become bar anthems. You hear "Born in the USA" or "You Shook Me all Night Long" anywhere other than a bar . . .
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June 30, 2008 10:25 AM EDT --
Da Nose Knows! The Top 10 Cocaine Songs of all Time! (Part One)
Given the theme of our book, "The Man Who Scared a Shark to Death and Other True Tales of Drunken Debauchery" (also newly . . .
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October 10, 2008 08:20 PM EDT --
As we noted in Part I of The Top 10 Least Appetizing Cookbooks Money Can Buy , nobody it seems, has the time to cook anymore. Yet somehow, cooking shows have seen a surge in popularity and have spread . . .
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December 11, 2009 08:26 PM EST --
As anyone who was born poor will tell you, it would have been a hell of a lot better to have been born rich. Some poor bastard showing up in an industrial parking lot wearing a shabby coat and dirty . . .
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July 02, 2008 08:32 AM EDT --
Da Nose Knows! The Top 10 Cocaine Songs of All Time (Part Two)
As we noted in Part One of our Top Cocaine Songs of All Time list , North American productivity would roughly equal that of South . . .
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October 08, 2008 02:03 PM EDT --
The art of actually preparing a meal has become a thing of the past. Who among us (who is not collecting on a bogus personal injury claim) has the time to seek out the various ingredients needed to . . .
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February 25, 2009 12:25 PM EST --
It used to be that having a pet chimpanzee was a sign of enviable wealth. A golden retriever was okay if you were middle-class and owned a gazebo, but for those who wanted something better in the 1980s, . . .
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October 30, 2008 09:34 AM EDT --
Problem: You are an ugly, obnoxious sociopath shunned by society, even those parts of it with really low standards like the music business, BUT you still want to get laid. The options open to you are . . .
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November 07, 2008 01:48 PM EST --
Generally, it’s well known that more ear pleasing noises can be heard at a hog-calling contest for the hearing impaired than your average karaoke bar.
Now, there are some songs that take . . .
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November 16, 2009 04:16 PM EST --
Sporting Lycra and wearing a number is most commonly associated with the bikini portion of the more lecher-pleasing beauty pageants , but an event that is far less sexy and less likely to result . . .
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October 17, 2008 09:01 AM EDT --
Before beer prices at stadiums got out of hand, and calling into question the virtue of the left-fielder’s mother became frowned upon, you could at times find one of us in the stands at a baseball . . .
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June 18, 2008 08:21 AM EDT --
20 simple, easy to follow steps to increase blog traffic
by Christopher Lombardo
Christopher Lombardo is co-author of The Man Who Scared a Shark to Death and . . .
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November 10, 2009 10:58 AM EST --
Ever wonder why the basic principles of detonating dynamite have yet to enter the culinary arena? And while we’re on the topic of wondering, why Wile E. Coyote doesn’t launch some kind of . . .
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November 16, 2009 02:53 PM EST --
The Shark Guys offer the following as a public service. Please memorize every single one of these rules and never forget them. They will make your elevator-riding experience shorter and more enjoyable. . . .
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December 03, 2009 02:24 PM EST --
The feet are the ugliest part of the human body. Pull the shoes off any old-timer snoozing on a park bench (check for a pulse first) and you will be met with yellowing, callused, crusty awfulness . . .
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December 20, 2008 11:32 AM EST --
Legends about a one-for-one swap of a soul for musical proficiency abound. (though the guy who plays the spoons and passes around a hat at the bus depot might’ve sold his for a ticket to Cleveland) . . .
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March 19, 2009 09:53 AM EDT --
Law & Order SVU: What makes you so special?
For some time there has been a disconnect between TV cops and the ones everybody knew— kind of like the disconnect between June and Ward Cleaver . . .
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November 18, 2009 10:03 PM EST --
Before Facebook , if you wanted to be updated on the status of someone you had last spoken to 10 years ago, you would consult the local newspaper’s announcements section. There you would . . .
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